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Since it's Friday and there's a serious celeb bikini drought going on, The Superficial is officially honoring the start of the NFL season by posting pics of the Lingerie Football League. After a week of intense political debate, I felt like we needed to come together as a nation. And I think we can all agree it doesn't get more patriotic than chicks in lingerie tossing the ol' pigskin. Unless, of course, Sarah Palin gave Uncle Sam a lap dance on top of the Liberty Bell then, honestly, you got me there.

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Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young's novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten's acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:

"[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a 'note' on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn't think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm's length in future."
After banishing the author, Kirsten returned to doing the scene her way: Hanging upside down yelling "EEK EEK!" into a boom mic until someone gave her a mango.
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Paris Hilton is no longer desperately seeking impregnation. Ho. Ly. Shit! *pops open champagne* WHOOPEEEEE! Hollyscoop reports:

"You know right now I'm just focusing on my business. A lot of traveling around the world. There's no time for a baby right now.
Paris added, "I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn’t be right to have a kid because I don’t have the time. My schedule is so crazy, I am going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF show in London, so I have a lot of work cut out for me."
You know who you don't hear saying he wants a baby on the ASAP and we can thank for this turn of events? Benji Madden. Of course, he's probably too busy scrubbing his testicles with a Brillo pad, but still.
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0905_oprah_winfrey_palin_00.JPG The Sarah Palin News Vortex has bagged another celebrity. And this time it's a biggun'. Oprah Winfrey was ensnared in controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that the Big O, a vocal supporter of Barack Obama, is refusing to have Governor Palin on her show. Oprah fired off a statement to TMZ this afternoon denying the claims:

"The item in today's Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over."
Behind closed doors, Oprah then demanded the head of Matt Drudge on a silver platter before the sun sets. And maybe some onion rings.

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0811_lynne_spears_bookcover_00.jpg Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an evangelical book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom's help, tricked Justin Timberlake into thinking she was a virgin when really Britney nailed a football player at 14. The best part is: Justin fell for it! Oh, man, these Disney kids are dumb. Although, that could just be the drink. NY Daily News has the details: Alcohol!: The pop icon took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15. Drugs! By age 16, Britney's wild-child behavior stunned her family when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a private jet, Lynn Spears claims. SEX! She admits she allowed her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the hoax that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., high school football player. I'm starting to think the title of the book should've been Through the Storm - of Shit that I Created Because I Have the Parenting Skills of a Lawnmower. I mean, Christ, what was the point of this thing? Other than to surprise us all that Britney hasn't stripped naked and hijacked a school bus yet. That was the point? Well then, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread for Playboy. She doesn't want to do the whole nude thing again because, clearly, she's a terrorist. Someone had to say it. Page Six reports:

"If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again," Lohan's rep told Playboy's creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay's naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to '60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film "Kitten With a Whip."
I guess Lindsay is content with her freckle-laded Marilyn Monroe shoot and doesn't want to look, I dunno, awesome and airbrushed. Why do you hate erections so much, Lindsay Lohan?! Oh, right, you're a "lesbian" now. Ha ha ha! But, seriously, why do you hate them?
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Madonna performed in Rome this past weekend. And, what did the lapsed Catholic do in the home of the Pontiff? The Queen of Pop dedicated a song to the pope - Like A Virgin!!!!!! Click here to see how it all went down.

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Such a pretty little lady! Dakota Fanning made quite an adult strut on the red carpet at the Toronto International Film Festival this weekend. The actress was in town to promote her new film, Secret Lives of Bees, co-starring dykon Queen Latifah. Dakota seems to be growing out of those awkward teen years quite gracefully! [Photo via Getty Images.]

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Those must be some amazing jeans! Of all the shows to go to, Mary-Kate Olsen attended the Rock 'n' Republic fashion show in NYC this past weekend. Denim makes her happy! [Photo via Getty Images.]

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All pictures of Hilary Duff pretty much look the same. So these could be old since I feel like I’ve seen them 100 times before. You know her in shorts showing off her 5 foot 2 body and I think she looks pretty good at it despite hating her and everything she stands for, not [...]

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People and by people I mean one person has been asking for more Kristin Cavallari, the bitch from Laguna Beach who opted out of the spin-off that unfortunately turned out to be the biggest fucking thing on TV unfortunately. I realize I said unfortunately twice because the one thing I can relate toKristin Cavallari on [...]

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Drunkenstepfather.com supports eating disorders. Kim Kardashian doesn’t. This bitch looks hefty as fuck when shopping for new clothes because she outgrew her old wardrobe because overeating and being a lazy bitch does that do you. These pics may be old but who really cares…she always looks the same…

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I was walking down the street and saw a group of highschool girls in highschool uniforms gossiping like the bitches they looked like. They were going off about how one of them got an abortion and how she’s such a slut for not telling them and I had no choice but to stop and listen [...]

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So Melanie Brown rocks a bag of shit better than I do. I mean that shit disgusts me and is the reason I don’t have a dog. I just can’t handle touching another living things feces no matter how loyal of a friend I think it is. I have dog sat for people before, which [...]

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I met Tila Tequila once, if you count being in the same building as her when she was hosting a celebrity event after lying to one of the bouncers saying I was her manager getting me about 20 feet of her and not really bothering to check her out because I was more interested in [...]

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Nine Inch Nails played an insanely raucous yet beautiful show at The Forum in Inglewood, CA to close out the first leg of their Lights in the Sky Over North America Tour. I am very pleased to inform that I was invited to photograph the show by the man himself, none other than Trent [...]

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Here are a couple of cute pics of Jessica Alba, hubby Cash Warren and (altho you can’t really see her ‘cuz she’s hidden away inside her baby dome carrier) Honor Marie doing a bit of shopping at their friendly neighborhood Target store: I gotta say, I really love it when celebs go shopping at Target. [...]

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After trying her luck in the designer jeans game (to questionable success), Victoria Beckham is about to embark on a new career in fashion that has her designing dresses. Women’s Wear Daily was able to preview Vicki B’s new dress collection, which will be fully (altho, privately) unveiled at New York Fashion Week this [...]

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Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something Video - Dlisted Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures, Hello Kitty Style - Egotastic Hayden Panettiere Will Be Single Soon - IDLYITW Hilary Duff's Sweet Legs - Hollywood Tuna Eva Mendes Lightning Bolt Stilettos - Just Jared Shia Is About to Shake Things Up Again - Popsugar Kristin Cavallari is Drunk - NSFW - Drunkenstepfather Selma Blair is uncoordinated Tom Brady's Unreal Estate Rag & Bone Flagship Store Opens: Hipsters Rejoice Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey leaving rehearsals for Fashion Rocks at Rockefeller Center in New York City, USA - (09/04/08). Beyonce was also spotted (see pic above).

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Chic Little Devils Models help kick off the Lingerie Bowl 6 bash at The Kress, Hollywood, CA - (09/04/08). Here's the team! The Los Angeles Temptation.

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's duets are "happy and fun". The hotel heiress - who has been dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji since early this year - has been recording tracks with her musician beau, and says the songs reflect the couple's relationship. She said: "The songs are just being mixed right now and should be done soon. I've got a recording studio at my house in Los Angeles and so we've been working there every night. It's been fun. Our songs are just happy and fun dance music. It reflects what Benji and I are like together - happy and fun." Paris Hilton at Nylon Magazine celebrates the launch of their TV issue at Tropicana in The Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, California - (09/04/08). Faye Sadou / WENN Meanwhile, it has been reported Paris forced organizers of the Toronto International Film Festival to cancel two screenings of a new documentary about her. The blond beauty demanded two of the three 'Paris, Not France' screenings were canceled in a bid to make reviewers even more eager to see the movie. Her representative Jason Moore said: "We wanted to create more buzz - create some hype. We felt the impact would be more extreme if we had just one screening."

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Katy Perry will perform Madonna’s ‘Like a Virgin’ at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday (09/07/08). British comedian Russell Brand – who will host the exclusive Los Angeles ceremony – revealed the ‘I Kissed a Girl’ singer will perform a version of the song, adding: “There's a lot of virginity and lesbianism going on at the show.” At a press conference yesterday, Russell was joined by Christina Aguilera, who announced she will be performing songs from her upcoming greatest hits album at the ceremony – giving newborn son Max the chance to see his mom on TV for the first time. Christina, who will debut new track ‘Keeps Getting Better’, said: “You're going to get a first look and a first listen at my new image and my new sound. The last album, the style and sound was about vintage glam - this one is all about the future. “This will be his first time Max can watch me perform on television, but only for a little while because he's not really allowed to watch television yet. I'll make an exception for the VMAs.” Russell added: “The VMAs are going to be so great that Christina Aguilera is willing to risk her newborn baby's sight!” Following the revelation that Britney Spears will be opening the show, Russell hinted exactly what the controversial singer is intending to do at the ceremony. He said: “She's not serving canapes or doing a bizarre haircut on herself! She's not performing, but she's certainly doing the show in a professional capacity.” It was also confirmed ‘Stronger’ singer Kanye West will close the show.

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Reg Jones, now 30, has been revealed as the man who the ‘Gimme More’ singer lost her virginity to at the age of 14. The troubled star’s mother Lynne outed him in her tell-all book ‘Through The Storm’ which claims the former high school American football star had sex with the singer when he was 17. The jilted lover – who Britney dumped for ‘SexyBack’ singer Justin Timberlake – admits he still thinks of the pop star and keeps a picture of his ex wearing a black bra. He is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “We were madly in love and Britney was very passionate. I’d often stay over at her house and we’d fool around like any young couple. “Although there was a couple of years difference in our age, it didn’t seem to matter. “She was everything a boy could have wanted – great-looking, always laughing and liked by everyone. “One time she called me from Los Angeles, saying, ‘Guess who I’ve just beaten at ping-pong? Leo DiCaprio.’ How do you compete with that?” Lynne’s book also reveals how Britney – who broke down in tears when she found out her most intimate secrets were to be published – took drugs at 15 and started drinking aged 13.

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AND WE HAVE LOHAN: And Ronson, too. Photo by Heather, who managed to get much closer than I did.  Lindsay was NOT wearing leggings -- or even any leggings-esque jeans -- which is probably...

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Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan still has the best boobs in Hollywood, or at least the best cleavage. And as you can see, Lindsay's 15-year-old boyfriend, Sam Ronson thinks so too. Now that's one lucky kid. Could...

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Greetings, Defamer readers! We have something special in store for you today, as the MTV Video Music Awards—the most prestigious of all awards shows celebrating achievement in a medium that...

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