John Mayer was reportedly introduced to Jennifer Aniston's father 75-year-old actor John Aniston Wednesday night. The couple dined with Jen's did and his wife Sherry Rooney at the Beverly Hills Hotel where the "Minstrel of Douche" apparently impressed Mr. Aniston, according to Star:

After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork. As for the conversation — led by Jen's step mom, who was much chattier than Jen's dad — it ranged from music to... Tom Hanks.
"John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies — why certain decades have better music," says the eyewitness. "He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks." His nerves showed when Jen hit the powder room. John charmingly asked the table: "How am I doing?" Then cracked, "I am a wreck." Everyone laughed and Jen's stepmom, whom Jen referred to as "mom" throughout dinner, said, "Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?" John replied: "Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars."
When Jen returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous and told Jen that he said it felt like he's on an audition for Dancing with the Stars. Jen laughed and rubbed his thigh.

AnnaLynne McCord filmed a beach party scene for 90210 yesterday and her nipple accidentally popped out while she was running. To make up for this snafu, AnnaLynne stripped down to a bikini and bent over. Okay... Not sure where she learned that trick, but there's an actress who doesn't want to go back to the Gap. Take note, young Hollywood. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are totally going to make Dylan jealous when he gets to the Peach Pit.

Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to set the record straight on her relationship with Benji Madden. Supposedly, the two are "just talking a break," and Paris hinted they could get back together, according to E! News:

"He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close," Hilton said. "We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him."
As for why they decided to go their separate ways for now...
"He has been working nonstop with his brother on his new record. I am working and traveling," she said. "All these reports that say I dumped him aren't true. This is a decision we made together as adults."

Wanna know Samantha Ronson's secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:

A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”

Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz gave birth to a baby boy last night and simultaneously won the "You've Got to Be Shitting Me" Award for the most ridiculous baby name. People reports:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
"Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I'd probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I'm awesome and people are genuinely surprised to learn I don't drive a battleship to work.

There's no real reason I'm posting these, I'm just fond of photos of Victoria Beckham. Boy, that's some natural looking cleavage isn't it? I'm pretty sure her plastic surgeon just cut an orange in half and super glued them in there.

Fresh off his breakup with Paris Hilton, Benji Madden went out in Hollywood as a single man last night, and if I were him, I'd be grinning like I got doused in the face with Smylex gas. But probably even more so considering he just escaped the vaginal equivalent of a rusty bear trap - tied to a land mine. THE SUPERFICIAL: 2008 WINNER AMERICAN GYNECOLOGICAL AND OBSTETRICAL SOCIETY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LADY PARTS REPORTING

You know what's always a good thing to do before punching celebrities in a charity boxing match? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, according to TMZ:

Lindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."

Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an "outie" or an "innie", Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is "she's not an alien".

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, stars of the movie Twilight, stopped by The Today Show this morning where they took questions from a maniacal gaggle of teenage girls. You could tell in the video (after the jump) Robert Pattinson was definitely broadsided by his new heartthrob status. I almost feel bad for the guy. If anyone knows what it's like to wake up every morning knowing the whole world wants to do you, it's me. Yet somehow I persevere - for the children. NOTE: Insanity kicks in around the 7:00 mark. Kudos to Robert Pattinson for attempting to understand the crazy then quickly realizing these chicks wouldn't think twice about wearing his skin as a coat.